In an effort to get it right, Washington has been suspended 2 weeks. Wait...no. They are disbanded. Oh, hold it, they’re back, but we are gifting the New York Giants 27 points in their upcoming game.

Fairly standard practice if a cosplayer is selling their pics/sending them to pateron supporters. There’s a low-res version available publicly, then the proper version goes out in HQ.

Huffing spray paint takes are the best takes.

We all wanted to see what it would look like when a foul ball hit this, right?

stadium narcs were probably all worried about how AWESOME it would have been if someone socked a big ol’ donger through that beeramid.

Freezing everyone on the opposing team with her special is the best. If you’re team is nearby they can take the whole squad out at once.

Icicles for days!

Fun fact: Mei is a pretty good sniper that no one expects to be sniped with initially.

less silly?

A fresh lawsuit from T.J. Maxx, funded by Peter Thiel, should be filed momentarily.

Man, RGIII is so bad, he kills coaches retroactively.

No

I’m a Marlins fan (yea we exist) you should definitely do a “Root for the Marlins” article.

I love that Pence went from anger about his stupid popup to joyous disbelief.

Bartolo Colon, who turns 43 years old today,

God fucking damn it! Look at this! “Top Countries Searching for Overwatch” and is any of them America? NO! NOT ONE!

Well what were they expecting when they created this game?

Okay. Fine. Explain Tetra Master to me. Explain how the cards do battle and interact and which one wins.

“(Also far better than Triple Triad, IMHO.)“

Better than Triple Triad? Are you ready to incite civil war in these here comments? I take offense to this notion.