But that’s only because they line item the majority of it as “gay pirate attire” not “merchandise.” ;)

Harley’s factory?

I’m pretty sure it’s the day you’re about to be schooled on 1) having a piss-poor attitude, 2) the need to expand your limited worldview and 3) the extremely poor life choice you made being rude to our jinni.

Faraday Future/Pence 2020!

In other deep thoughts, why did I waste all that money on door locks when nobody even breaks in?

I too have heard that this is something people tell to other people.

I still wish someone would explain to me why the majority of drivers on the road can’t drive for 5 minutes without texting, calling, eating, or in general being terrible at the activity of driving.

Less interaction with humans + removing human error + you can finally text and do shit that you’re already doing while driving except when you see a cop and then you’re like “oh shit” so you put it down for a moment but then you pick right back up and lol yourself into a false sense of security right before you take a…

It’s NASCAR. We can’t understand the native “English” speakers, either.

Because

It’s called sarcasm. I thought it was fairly obvious.

This is how a lot of companies in the US were. The idea was to stay with a company until retirement. It worked for a while. My grandfather retired with pretty nice pension for the time when I was a kid and that is how he made it through cancer treatment - Without that income he would have lost everything.

Apart from the owner being sort of brown, you’re not wrong.

“Can we just admit at this point that no matter which way your political leanings go Obama has been an abject failure for your agenda”

First of all, the golf meme is getting old. I’m sure it probably came from whatever right wing propaganda you get your “news” from, but let me nip that thing in the butt: Obama took far, FAR fewer trips than GWB, Clinton, GHB, or Reagan. Its not that its a problem for a President to take a vacation: its a fucking…

Not really sure how you think doing good things makes him an abject failure?

Amen.

I know some Jalops don’t want to hear it. But as someone who is old enough to remember the brown clouds and inversions from the 70's and 80's anything that slows Trump from being able to allow automakers to sell guzzling spewers without checks or balances is completely alright with me.

Obviously someone got an 11 killstreak.

Stanced Toyota RAV3