Jalopies
Jalopies
Jalopies

Bridge troll, indeed.

Maybe your priorities are different. Like, his are to not be xenophobic.

I took it seriously.

Must be dusty in here, I’ve got something in my eye . . .

Is now a bad time to mention you put the eyes on the Miata in the opening picture in the wrong place? They’re supposed to be in the windows, not the headlights.

And that, my friends, is how you make a 1981 Dodge Colt worth $38.46.

There’s an interesting tactic used by the state troopers in my state: Go to the passenger’s side.

If the Russians ever run out of bombs, I’m pretty sure that they’d just use their strategic vodka stockpiles (which for all intents and purposes is limitless) in improvised FAE devices fashioned from Soviet era Ladas

Actually, this video didn’t have anything for a description when I posted it (the “Jukin Media” part is new), and 99.99999% of the yahoos passing it around the Internet called it a Corvette. That’s what I got when I Googled it, not Herbert’s name or info. Believe it or not, we try to be right about these sorts of

Was that Vince McMahon? “WHATAMANEUVER!!”

Why would you want to burden him with one of those? Don't you think he deserves to have a good time while riding after his years of service?

Or give him the freedom to choose his bike, because ‘Murica.

Ok I’m curious how does socialism have anything to do with ammunition stocks?

was gonna say, fooled me for a second. But yeah buying this for 60k when all you want to do is be flashy is absurd. You could buy a really flashy car for 60k that’s real.

Dont forget to get his badge and gun before he leaves your office...

Shit, forgot about that one. That was a beautiful car.

“Feels like you’re always stuck in 2nd gear!”

Surprised that VR makers actually considered people who wear glasses in their designs. Or they could just be larger because they need to be larger. 3D glasses don’t play nicely with regular ones, and make it hard to watch a 3D movie. I resisted for years, but relented for Star Wars, and it was a mistake.

If you're in a formal setting, it is best to put them across the bowl. Anywhere else, you can put them either across the bowl or at the side.