@tylerbrainerd: I'm on editorial staff at the Republic. Nothing fancy, but hey, it's a job. I want to go to the New Yorker.

@Goopplesoft - Reliant Robin of whitenoise: That reply, while biting, was incredibly flattering though. Apparently I have a reputation.

I love sausagefests...

@shift321: You exhaust me.

@shift321: I said "terrible," not bad, and "illiteration" is not actually a word. Sorry, dude. If Merriam and Webster don't think so, it's pretty safe to say I'm right.

@Goopplesoft - Reliant Robin of whitenoise: I apologise. I'm riled up. :P

Fuck me in the eye socket. Nevermind.

@jglavin: Thanks for siding with me. XD

@shift321: What the fuck are you? You misspelled "alliteration," failed to add two SINGLE DIGIT numbers, and seem to be either high or severely impaired.

@shift321: Excuse me? Language skills? I write for a living. Can you explain exactly what I did wrong?

@Rusty: Methods?

@Brownski: Congratulations, you elicited a laugh. Now to find the Windex to clean grape juice off of my monitor.

@wizzard419: DAMN! Foiled again!

@shift321: Let's try some addition, shall we?

No, she handed 4.2 pounds of it to the police.

A new fragrance from Laboratoire Jakooboo-

This title worried me.

I want a video of a human taking a shot to the chest.

Of all the cars to defile...

Yes.