Mine involves ghosts, a haunted can of Dr. Pepper, an IT customer service job, and lots of swears. It's also written in the present tense. Whoa.

The launch is delayed until tomorrow, btw.

I thought the article about tactile holograms was cool. I think it was dots of light that compressed air made feel "real."

Angel looks, sounds, and dances like a male escort.

@Jason Chen: That's good. Which makes me that much more excited for this.

How's the slight latency we've heard about?

This is why I hate living on the border. Granted it's AZ, but it's pretty severe, if not worse, here.

Oh shit... *stops seeding*

@TonyRockyHorror: I love that group but have never seen that... It kicks ass.

Jesus... I'm blown away by the scale of this. They need a medal.

I'll be honest. I think eventually, the world of technology is gonna take a depraved turn, most likely violently, and control fucking everything. I don't mean to be fatalist, but look at the signs. People flock to stores to buy the latest Apple/Microsoft/insert-company-name-here, and then cut themselves off from…

I want you to know from the bottom of my heart. It's not because you're a nerd, it's because you're an asshole.

Fucking Phoenix. Does a fallen-over cactus that died 'cause it was too hot in October count?

I just have my old-ass flip phone.

Metro 2033?

@Vidikron: Johnson is... Yeah. Like this a lot.

@Vidikron: You're new here, aren't you? :D Come hang out in the Whitenoise tag. It's on the black bar, top right.

@Vidikron: Joel's an editor. He actually does the destarring.

@iDon't even: No no, I am criticizing him. :P

The X2 is kickass. Although it looks a bit like a hand blender.