You're his mom, right?

No, I see that he talks like a weasel.

Red Sox fans: Making other fans seem tolerable by comparison since 1908.

Umm, fan of neither team here...but, do you not recall the century prior to the last decade in which the Yankees made the Red Sox their bitch on the regular?? Just curious.

[Bites off tongue in pepileptic fit]

From Little League to High School, that is for sure how everyone learns to catch. In the big leagues, though, catchers almost always leave their right hand dangling when there's a runner on base to prepare for a quick snap throw.

Welcome aboard Elizabeth.

banging on Knoblauch's hotel room door to make sure he was there.

Two in the pink, one in the clink.

I don't know; that's actually a little sad. I mean, the man is legitimately brain damaged.

He actually had the guts to test the theory that a free trip to Sochi was not, in fact, better than a sharp stick in the eye.