Pro Tip: You are wrong Kyle. Very very wrong.

I won’t disagree with most of your statements, but I take great offense to the jalapeño comment. Sitting in their own juice makes them far better, no question.

I pledge all of my disposable income for the next decade to make this an actual thing. Who's with me?

In case you hadn't noticed, we're also biologically supposed to eat meat. It's why we're such great runners.

Comercially produced dog food is 9 times out of 10 absolutely horrible for your dogs. It's definitely not what they are 'biologically' supposed to eat.

*shrug*
I've got my farms automated.
Build enough pneumatic tubing, harvesting machines, planters, sprinkler systems, bone grinders, fertilizing machines, and skeleton mills, and you'll just never run out of crops.

Physics numbers in imperial units? I am disgusted.

Actually, rumor has it Ingress is supposed to be on iOS in 2014 :O

Build it.