Next you’re going to tell us Santa Claus isn’t real.

Jesus saves!

You know who else liked to hang out with prostitutes?  Jesus.  Why do you hate Jesus?

Kojima should be like …

Yeah, people who are bummed out they'll have to buy a whole new console to play whatever this will be ARE TOTALLY DERANGED PSYCHOPATHS

Plant an apple tree literally ASAP. Or two, or three, or however many you can swing. Young trees are cheap, mature trees increase your property’s value, and the only difference is how much time has passed between planting and selling. So.... go plant. In fact do as much landscaping as you can as early as you can. You…

The thing about Dead Island , is that their trailers are usually around 47 times better than the actual game.

... who would never see consensual nookie in their lives.

As a developer on Dead Island 2 myself, this was so much fun to watch XD

Just from that linked clip he seems so obnoxious I’d almost enjoy if he lost everything on this…

They said “A WINDFALL PROFITS TAX WOULD BE GOOD....OH WAIT: THAT WOULD MEAN THE CRIMINAL AND CORRUPT REPUBLICANS, ESPECIALLY THE DONALD-GROVELERS IN THE SENATE, WOULD DO THE RIGHT THING AND TURN THE TAX INTO LAW. BUT IF THERE’S ONE THING THOSE LYING MONSTERS HAVE PROVEN, DOING THE RIGHT THING IS IMPOSSIBLE FORE THEM.”

A windfall profits tax would be good....

I’m right there with you. When they announced this was coming out I was like “oh well, there’s another decent IP that’ll get ruined by a shitty game” but as soon as they said “X-COM style” I preordered.

it’s being edited as we speak

The easiest is to torch the whole thing, cover it with rocks and then spray the shit out of it with round up anytime a green thing pops up

It’s free of weeds and looks like shit but you get to play with fire and annoy the neighbors

Its kinda sad that Giant Bomb was started so Jeff and his friends wouldnt have to worry about corporation interference after he was fired from Gamespot and after 14 years they just did a full circle and went back to being stuck with corporation interference. 

Once Elon Musk slowly figures out that his worst enemies down the line, for a number of reasons, are actually Republicans, he’s really going to be in for it. But that would require paying attention to the world at large, not just Twitter. And, for what it’s worth, the current admin’s constant slighting of him remains…

It would have to be their kids, as evidenced by “Makes me wonder” comment about Scalise (and Giffords, though for very different reasons).... They wouldn’t even bat an eye if a fellow politician got murdered in horrific fashion. Especially if it’s someone from across the aisle. If it’s a fellow Republican they’ll…

I’m sure you’re as aware of this as I am, but for anybody else who might not be aware: the folks saying that their shitty views deserve to be respected don’t actually care about tolerance. They’re just using the language of tolerance to try and defend being bigots.