The world has taken unprecedented steps to punish Russia but there’s still so much more to do. There’s still talk of countries buying gas in rubles; not all international businesses have pulled out of Russia. The US still hasn’t sanctioned Putin’s mistress. There was no large scale evacuation of Mariupol. Macron is…

Exactly. That’s why I sometimes use a username like “RandomAssholeOnTheInternet.” Disregard my opinions at your leisure. Though some people seem to find that too hard. (The giveaway that they’re self-righteous trolls is when they go “Well, your name fits.”)

Nah, nah, this is all cool and good. There will be some cryptobros (who are definitely not panicking) coming by to explain shortly.

No. What he was saying is that the evil woke conspiracy is trying to force a particular standard of “attractive” on him and his poor, beleaguered groupies. This wasn’t just him saying that he doesn’t find Yumi Nu attractive, he was trying to peddle his cancel culture horseshit again, and now he’s sulking because he…

Yeahhhhh. But it is not simply about an old man sharing his unasked-for opinion. This is tied up in so many weird little alt-right/4Chan/Joe Rogan-y culture war responses to body positivity, gender fluidity, racial awareness (?), or anything that they can stuff into the ambiguous concept of being “woke.” So many…

Just say the words out loud to yourself, buddy. No need to tell thousands of people online

They should make it permanent, just use this to pivot directly to all electric and the youth market already.

The best part of Harley temporarily becoming a strict EV company is today I learned their NYSE symbol is HOG.

Oh please, Ben Shapiro got owned by “i’ll nod along to my guest” Joe Rogan, somehow, and now he is trying to be relevant by publishing movie reviews and stuff. they feel the need to be part of “pop” culture to be relevant.

Bo Burnham hit it pretty well in his last special.. “Can anyone, just for like five minutes, possibly, just... shut the f*ck up.”

Oh, he stopped and thought.  It’s calculated.  Dude’s trying to be the figurehead of a loose agglomeration of friendless 4Chan dorks, so he has to keep making a spectacle of himself with puerile “hot takes” like this.

I mean, I think we can all agree that whatever degree he has does NOT make him a real “doctor”. No amount of authoritarian bullshit is going to convince us otherwise. Therefore, he needs to stop calling himself that.

You used the wrong form of their in you’re comment. 

Kung Fu Hustle did music fighting like 15 years ago 

Holy shit. Every time I think the AV Club’s quality has hit rock bottom, I see something like this.

“...he may of collapsed...”    Something’s wrong here.

Don’t worry. The impending climate induced catastrophe will ensure that our death is much slower and painful.

A fetus is “someone” in the same way my thumb is.

Be a whole lot cooler if it was a mirken bag. 

Yes that’s the lede here. WTF is wrong with people?