I mean, I think we can all agree that whatever degree he has does NOT make him a real “doctor”. No amount of authoritarian bullshit is going to convince us otherwise. Therefore, he needs to stop calling himself that.

You used the wrong form of their in you’re comment. 

Kung Fu Hustle did music fighting like 15 years ago 

Holy shit. Every time I think the AV Club’s quality has hit rock bottom, I see something like this.

“...he may of collapsed...”    Something’s wrong here.

Don’t worry. The impending climate induced catastrophe will ensure that our death is much slower and painful.

A fetus is “someone” in the same way my thumb is.

Be a whole lot cooler if it was a mirken bag. 

These people are fucking weird. 

I wasn’t talking about violence, but on the other hand, it’s always morally acceptable to punch a Nazi.

Yes that’s the lede here. WTF is wrong with people?

My G-d, I’ve been ready for the asteroid for some time now. It’s definitely time this shizz ends.

They/Them, pronounced “They slash Them,

I think this is what 911s are specifically made for.

She recently wrote on Instagram that her father constantly criticized her body and called her “fat” when she was under his control. If posting nudes is her moving past him tearing her self-esteem down for years and learning to love her body, I’m all for it.

Tom Cruise would probably want a working Iron Man suit before he took the part.

What the Britney pearl-clutchers seem to be overlooking is that while she’s posted several nudes online, she doesn’t seem to be repeating any of the troubling behavior she exhibited just prior to the conservatorship. Frankly, she’s never been shy about showing off her body, hell, if I had her body I’d probably show it…

Everyone should just go play Astral Chain instead so it gets a sequel

Fat, dumb, American, Karen-haircut. A living stereotype, calling someone a stereotype with not a hint of self-awareness or irony in her vapid gelatinous head.

This is the republican mindset pathology: It happened to me, therefore it is a real problem. It happens to others? Not a problem.