I live in Sacramento and very near downtown and work and spend time downtown. They have been a small nuisance at best. I watched them all run redlights last night with the camera light strobing it was taking so many pictures. They didn’t block the right place to keep the legislature from accessing the building because…

Frenzied Burst?

You can revive NPCs with the appropriate item at Church of Vows IF you have not turned their bell bearing into the finger maidens.

Miss out of some good armor and a fun weapon

I found his cave late in the game and murdered him in seconds, not realizing be could be spared. Oops.

oh, I guess I shouldn’t have killed Patches. Even if he had it coming.

Depends if you’re playing for strictly survival / min-maxing or have a more “let’s just have fun” approach. I haven’t reached the infamous endgame fights yet but I’m having fun fielding various ashes instead of just MTing everything.

Did...did we listen to the same performance? Because either tech, acoustics, or voice problems (20 years older or crap blowing in her face) made that sound nothing like the performance in the trailer or game.

Admit it. You’re secretly happy because the value of your Viper goes up every time some ass hat does this. 

She is 90% plastic 

You cared enough to click and comment, sooooo…

WHO...FUCKING...CARES?!?!?!

Countdown till straight up porn begins. Is there a deadpool on this yet?

I tried solo for about 3 hours before I gave up and summoned two people to help, and killed her pretty much immediately. The only boss I didn’t end up soloing. I think using a spirit summon actually hurts you in this fight because she heals every time she lands a hit, even on summons.

I’ve never really played FromSoft games, but what was amazing to me about that boss fight is that—without knowing much about the fight mechanics in the game—it really looks like Let Me kind of embarrassed the boss. Like, if it was a Tekken match and the guy who picked Lars looked pretty good dodging attacks and flying…

I got summoned along with another player to help with Maliketh. But the host was running Rivers of Blood + another katana buffed with Seppuku (which increases bleed) and the host almost single handedly blasted through the boss. Literally triggered the second phase within seconds of the fight beginning. I barely did…

I’m sweating just THINKING about attempting this fight solo. 

Sean is just the new Peter Molyneux. If everyone just remembers that and acts accordingly, he will provide decades of entertainment with his antics. I mean, if people are still going to fall for over promises in a post Cyberpunk era, they deserve to have their money fleeced from them. 

Do people like this really exist? “I’ve been paying high gas prices for a month. Time to buy a BRAND NEW CAR”

I’m concerned about the low fuel economy of my car, I’d like to spend $60,000 to save money.