Or to translate from corporate bullshit...

It's unbelievably frustrating. I had to stop playing it 

The concept is more difficult to get to grips with in your head than it is in practice, I imagine. I usually shy away from that model as well, but rarely does it feel demoralizing here.

There’s a checkpoint halfway through

Beware of mild spoilers below, so feel free to ignore this comment completely...

I don’t want to spoil things, really, but that’s not really how the game works. You only have to tackle one complete “biome” (level) per run; the rest is shortcuts, and you’ll only ever touch 3 biomes during a single run.

That’s roguelikes tho

I’ve never seen this and I thank you for your service.

And because it was a natural death, they can’t wish him back :(

So we live in a world where screwing two screws is considered “complicated”.

Installing an m.2 is not actually that complicated dude.

Oh, you want me to explain? Fine.

There has to be a good joke there somewhere.

“Amouranth, Amaranthe, and Amon Amarth all walk into a bar. The bartender greets each of them as they enter. A priest, already seated, leans over to his rabbi drinking buddy and mutters ‘By God, he’s speaking in tongues!’”

Please tell me someone can do better than that.

BUt sHe DoeSN’t Do PoRn SHe iS JusT SuPer FunNy anD reLatabBLe

Every goddamn time.

I scroll too fast and think Amouranth articles are about the band Amon Amarth and click out of curiosity, only to be disappointed by an article about an attractive redhead. 

Ford will eventually roll out the “F-150 for 150 Months” financing special, so even more buyers can afford that $70,000 luxury truck they need to haul mulch once per year.

Dear Lord, Rob is an ugly man with long hair, LMAO

I love this comment. I want to start a Sally Struther-style campaign with a slogan like, “Think of the organs!”

What do you think the expensive #sponsored bags are for? That’s where they keep them when they’re removed.

Dragon Ball GT