That’s it?? I was expecting a vast tapestries of obscenities like the dad in a Christmas Story. 

Kind of reckless to imply it might have been racist (in the original article).

Ugh I hate how simultaneously cynical and correct this feels...

Elden Ring will be easier...

Ohio and Kentucky would like a word with you.

Shit, just run them on Meth and Indiana will be the wealthiest place on Earth.

LMM has done more to promote minorities on stage and screen than anyone else in the last dozen years or so. Too fucking bad if there’s not enough of a particular minority featured in “In the Heights” - he shouldn’t have to apologize for shit.

Its a mixture of goat and horse? Goatse? 

ehhhhhhh, I mean, she did use super glue in her hair (something that should have been obvious since glue and hair products aren’t sold in the same place)...and then decided to publicize it on tiktok (which...why? nobody needs to know you’re an idiot but hey, views are views right?)...and then if I remember correctly…

“I dunno, maybe this is my British heritage shining through, but some kind of...line?”

Ebay, resale, flipper, dick nose, assholes.

I didn’t think anything could be funnier than the original comment, but here we are! lmfao

damn, you just got scolded by a Chia Pet.

I’m trying to wrap my head around the sight of Prince and Sinead O’Connor involved in a foot chase through L.A. in the middle of the night and NOT have “Yakety Sax” play in my head when I do.

Joe Rogan is the patron saint of dudes who are not nearly as smart as they think they are.

This whole thing was kicked off by extremist Haredi marching through Palestinian neighborhoods, attacking their inhabitants, and screaming “DEATH TO ARABS”, all while under the protection of the IDF.

Hamas is a criminal terrorist organization. That is a fact. Repressive and authoritarian Israeli policies towards the Palestinians create the conditions that allow groups like Hamas to seize power and influence in the Palestinian community. This is also a fact.

“The shipping times from this eBay seller in Egypt are crazy sporadic, but they've got the best prices anywhere!"

Well, she usually dresses all in green, with a plant motif. If for some reason she isn’t wearing her normal ensemble, she’s likely still hanging out with Harley Quinn, which coupled with the flaming-red hair, should be a dead giveaway.