The Messengers looks surprisingly good. :)

THIS FAT ASSHOLE

As another Portland resident, driving in general is an absolute nightmare. Car drivers are stupid, careless, blind morons that drive so slow as to the point of it being a hazard. But even with all that, bikers make my sphincter tighten. We DO have many good cyclists who obey the traffic laws, but we have just as…

Copenhagen has bicycle paths right between roads and pavements and it's a nightmare for pedestrians crossing the roads. You could make it past the cars and still be knocked over by a bike. The cyclists themselves give little consideration to pedestrians, but I think it has more to do with the stupid layout of the…

Wrong! I have nearly hit bikers while going through intersections legally when they ran red lights. Don't be so danged selfish that you cause someone to kill you.

I am a cyclist and I say jerks.

I have no problem with a cyclist running a red light - provided the cyclist stops and checks for traffic and pedestrians first.

C) Both

Jerks. There is nothing safe about flouting traffic laws. Especially running red lights and stop signs.

They even do the dead roommate/fiancé thing in the first episode!

Leet Bannis is an anagram for Lesbian Rent.

I'm willing to bet that Coulson has every episode of that radio show on his iPod.

a trio of highly skilled martial artists who have already demonstrated their skills with blades, batons, etc in a world where super powered warriors fight with blades, batons, etc.

That's it, Ms. Johansson! That's it! Keep playing the lead in as many sci-fi/action/adventure/fantasy movies that you can. Keep proving to Marvel that they're fools for not greenlighting a Black Widow film. It's going to happen one day. It's going to happen, damn it!

My apologies for the shitty Photoshop, but obvious internet pop-cultural mash-up jokes wait for no one.

Maybe because All You Need Is Kill/Edge of Tomorrow/Live, Die, Repeat made oodles of cash on the international market.

I suppose I should be glad that we're getting an A-list female action hero at all (I love you Mila Jovovich, but working with your hack husband has kept you grounded), but ScarJo? At least as a cyborg you can explain how someone 5'5" is kicking anyone's ass.

Also Rashomon. Incredible story telling, ripped off a million times since.

I'm sure if she did play Power Girl, her costume would be demure and classy.