I will watch only if it is one of the following;

Strange, but I can't really judge. Every year my president pardons a turkey from being killed and eaten for Thanksgiving, before going on to eat a... different turkey. So.

We might laugh, but I've never seen an Argentinian werewolf so it's clearly working.

Annie: Ah well, you shouldn't be eating bacon anyway, should you — you're Jewish.

Cusack and Brody:

I don't really care for the new formatting for Morning Spoilers. Unless people are just cutting down on extra work because of the holidays, I'd like to see the return of large bold headings and a bit of room between subjects.

"A horror movie called Alien? That's really offensive. No wonder you people keep getting invaded."

Three years without a test? What do they think those swabs are, FSU football players?

Right? At least he's honest. I like Michael Caine about "the house that Jaws 4 built," too.

Don't forget giving his pals work, and pairing them with impossibly hot on-screen wives. Seriously, whatever else he is, he seems to be a hell of a good friend.

Very short sighted response.
While I can't speak for this zoo specifically.

Because "fuck region restricted content"...

Hmnn...