Derp.

"Kinda Airlines has the authority to operate almost to the whole world," reads the message on its website, adding that it hopes to expand its "network year after year, and in all directions."

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As beautiful as the Porsches are, I just want the bus...

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Sunday I did a small burnout and my 12 year old daughter yelled from the back seat "Sir, please stop this never works!".

This.

Sometimes they couldn't get a rise out of Mark Martin.

4 sale: Honda Civic VTEC w. front end viper converson w/ Viper seats. profesionally done, looks stock. over $10k invested in this conversion. turns heads everywher and at shows runs great no issues also recently upgraded rims and CAI $5,000 OBO

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All the more need for this:

You can totally hear Nelson in that one!

I can help everyone here get zero points on their record:

*sigh* Ok... firstly... to hell with Kinja for this new format that's utterly unnavigable!! Seriously!!

This one!

This one will keep me warm