My heart belongs to Jenn Barkley.

Can this be a twitter account? make this a twitter account now

2002 could use you and your clever jokes

you mean the Irish, leave it to the Irish to be awesome

getting on TV was the worst thing that ever happened to his career

Bill Maher is kind of the perfect comparison for him. Both of them were “cool, original, and edgy” about a decade ago and have since become absorbed by their own smug, self congratulatory hubris. The same can be said of their primary audiences.

arent those the same raptors who couldnt beat this years shitty chicago bulls team? Yea, it is.

which issue or storyarc is this from?

arent we supposed to rip on millenials though? Im not sure which generalization to use anymore

no, theyre called Pilson and (formerly) Logan Square

and Point-Giannis

Dont forget the Bulls laughable celebration of 50 years in the league. They hid their tail between their legs and had the end of season presser buried by the celebration of Kobe+Steph last night. They have to be one the NBA’s biggest disappointments this year.

A big fan of ‘Charles Barkley Shut Up and Jam’

you spelled ladyboys wrong

only white sox fans get it. Im pretty sure we have soxholm syndrome

Youll never be able to match the Bears ability to draft players with known/lingering injury problems that the players are tooooooootally over

thats more of a liverpool joke this season.

he’s the living embodiment of redassed-meatball

This needs to be stickied to every god damn deadcast. Come of us still enjoy reading.

this. and I’ll fucking hate you for it.