Yeah, same here, I guess you make the doll have light skin, curly brown hair and brown eyes. Seems like that would be a common one, guess I was wrong.

I had an uncle who recently got kidnapped in Mexico, he was held for 5 days. What got him through those days: prayer and believing God would take care of him and allow him to see his children again. I am an atheist but I have so much respect for him, so much respect he found something to keep him calm and sane and…

Maybe people read it differently. I took the :-| to be about "something I would[nt]'ve personally chosen for myself". I knew that was a typo and thought Lindy was just expressing how much it sucks (understatement) to experience something terrible you had no choice in.

This is what I am getting my niece: a compilation of all my super witty Jezebel comments. Maybe I can even record them in spoken word style. She will love me!

What? The Disney thing, I don't get it at all. Maybe because I watched it without sound at work. Why does everyone look so mad/ sad?

Guys do it too. Many guys I know. And also Bukowski did it, Ham on Rye.

You are me! I cannot poop without the shower or faucet on.

Riiiighhhtt?? How does she make lace look so badass yet taylor swift makes it look so dowdy?!

The Bongiovi story... called it! I know my drug laws!!

From the Daily News:

Yeah, there is something not right about that Bongiovi story. As I commented on Gawker, there are laws to protect people who overdose and the people who helped them get medical help from legal prosecution, otherwise people might be too afraid to get help which will lead to more overdose deaths. A lot of people,…

"Poor "lonely" Suri Cruise has imaginary friends, and, a psychiatrist who does not treat her".

It wasn't mania, I was so tired, I was like a zombie! It was related to a lot of stress and moving to a very noisy apartment on Broadway with a lot of light coming in both day and night. I can't sleep with ear plugs or a sleep mask, they bother me too much and can't take over the counter sleep aids because I get a…

That first picture of Chelsea Clinton freaked me out, I thought she was wearing a skeleton costume or something, that pattern in the middle looked like bones to me.

Ooooh! "Racy sex under a desk emails"! That should get me through this lunch time lull. Thanks!

Where is the part about the illicit sex under a desk? Did I miss something?

I had the same thought.

Congrats. I've experienced severe sleeping problems in the past (not drug related) and started to hallucinate after not sleeping for many days. Do you think the hallucinations were strictly the drugs or a result from lack of sleep?

As a Mexican I am extremely embarrassed by Pena Nieto. Every time I see his name I cringe because I know it will be followed by something ridiculous and embarrassing and I have yet to be proven wrong on that. Can we just pretend he doesn't exist until his presidency is over? Please?

Ok, I get the point of this article as a whole but I am not getting some points made here. Maybe better editing is all that's needed (I hope). This line honestly confuses me: