*Whoopi tries to cut to commercial*

Batista is his ring name. Like Ric Flair is the ring name of Richard Fliehr

See cat.

One of my first jobs in LA put me in close proximity to Paris Hilton. She also has two voices, one for TV and her real voice. The funny thing is, her real voice sounds a lot like Holmes’ fake voice here. The high pitched voice is completely for show.

Came here for exactly this. Red Vines taste like medicine. Twizzlers are clearly the superior candy and I’ve been using them as a straw for years.
Living now in California, Red Vines are what people grew up on and defend passionately, so in this case THEY’RE the overrated candy.

I assumed we were getting some adjustments to the Mozambique from the title, the true cream of the crop of Apex legends.

Here’s what it really is:

I was going to say it looked CGI’ed. The hairline looks real weird and everything else has an uncanny valley sheen.

Oh fuck, I totally forgot about Tabula Rasa.

I literally started playing GW2 last night. I have no idea what I’m doing, but it’s a more relaxed, yet story driven feel compared to other MMOs. Hope this doesn’t mean the game is on its way out. Good luck to those let go.

When I play with my brother and friends, we make sure to ping EVERY Mozambique we come across. Never fails to make us laugh.

I just get drunk and act overly positive over the mic now. It’s fun for me and I haven’t run into anyone upset yet. (Also, and I don’t know why, but I get marginally better at shooters when I’m a few beers in. Anyone else?)

Horse armor.

...I can’t tell if those album/song names are real or not.

He’s just a knock off Acidcat. Good riddance.

Dude’s blind. I delete my “Undertaker” joke.

Ah, as stated in another comment thread, the answer to my first question (and many questions) is “Because, Florida.”

So this guy has a history of false arrests, abuse of power AND has already cost the county $600,000?! Is he someone’s shitty nephew or something?

I’ve actually gotten quite a few kills with the Mozambique. (Mainly in the the Bunker kill corridor.) Sure, there are better guns, but it’s better than nothing.

The kickstarter for this got me to buy Sunless Seas, which I enjoyed but it was so tough to actually explore instead of bouncing from port to port to survive. I used to run a circle of ports to maintain fuel/supplies, and just barely be able mount a small venture from one on the outer edge.