Here’s what it really is:

I was going to say it looked CGI’ed. The hairline looks real weird and everything else has an uncanny valley sheen.

Oh fuck, I totally forgot about Tabula Rasa.

I literally started playing GW2 last night. I have no idea what I’m doing, but it’s a more relaxed, yet story driven feel compared to other MMOs. Hope this doesn’t mean the game is on its way out. Good luck to those let go.

When I play with my brother and friends, we make sure to ping EVERY Mozambique we come across. Never fails to make us laugh.

I just get drunk and act overly positive over the mic now. It’s fun for me and I haven’t run into anyone upset yet. (Also, and I don’t know why, but I get marginally better at shooters when I’m a few beers in. Anyone else?)

Horse armor.

...I can’t tell if those album/song names are real or not.

He’s just a knock off Acidcat. Good riddance.

Dude’s blind. I delete my “Undertaker” joke.

Ah, as stated in another comment thread, the answer to my first question (and many questions) is “Because, Florida.”

So this guy has a history of false arrests, abuse of power AND has already cost the county $600,000?! Is he someone’s shitty nephew or something?

I’ve actually gotten quite a few kills with the Mozambique. (Mainly in the the Bunker kill corridor.) Sure, there are better guns, but it’s better than nothing.

The kickstarter for this got me to buy Sunless Seas, which I enjoyed but it was so tough to actually explore instead of bouncing from port to port to survive. I used to run a circle of ports to maintain fuel/supplies, and just barely be able mount a small venture from one on the outer edge.

I still play it a couple times a week. I have friends that I no longer live or work with that I talk to on late night/drunken Overwatch. It’s still great, arcade and events keep things interesting, there’s still a bunch of heroes I’m not good with so there’s plenty to work on.

Fuck that kid, fuck that school and fuck anyone that facilitates their bullshit non-mea culpa tour.

I LOVE THE NO MAN’S SKY COMMUNITY

Rare use of all caps warranted.

People keep forgetting that the Rock is a Republican.

Also he has the thin male Kul Tiran model, which as of now isn’t available to players. Hopefully this is a sign that will change. Excelsior!

Goddamn it, I had completely forgotten Liz Mair was a person and now I have to go and be reminded again?