I don’t even have to caption it...

I heard Nikola Jokic owned slaves

You really don’t like her, do you? He’s apparently had multiple affairs but she’s the ‘triflin one, eh?

Lucien Laviscount? Barbara Broccoli? What is this, a knock-off Harry Potter?

I didn’t know Kit Harrington was in the running as well.

But everyone assured me we were getting a black, trans, autistic, quadriplegic Bond.

“Here’s some free stuff” “Oh I have to have the app installed for one day to get it? PASS”

Curious about the headline. Is there a history of America letting Black women linger in foreign detention during politically volatile situations? I’m not an expert so I genuinely don’t know. Being first implies that others in similar situations have not been released. Maybe ‘only’ Black woman is the more appropriate…

Looks like jezebel still doesn’t understand the definition of “wrongfully detained”.

No. Let him be pissed. It’s a fucking joke that this happened 

Sorry this deal is a fail. I feel for her but to turn over a war criminal arms dealer and not at least get the other Americans in detention back is a total failure. So if you are a famous wealthy American we’ll get you home at a horrible cost to security and the world, but anyone else - yeah sorry you’re on your own -…

“[I] would very much like to be excluded from this narrative.”

All you need to know about James Corden and how he treats his staff you can learn from watching this clip of him playing “Spill your guts or fill your guts” on his own show with guest Jimmy Kimmel. It’s a truth or dare type thing where if you refuse to answer a question, you have to eat a gross thing. Kimmel gamely…

The David Lynch Foundation? Is Kyle MacLachlan the president?

Have people not been texting themselves via conventional SMS for years? It’s not like we’ve had to pay per text for ages.

Lewis must be gnashing his teeth thinking “why couldn’t this have happened last year?”

... for the humorless.

Hard disagree. Dave Chappelle is the funniest person on the planet.

The combination of Chappelle hosting and regular SNL writers not participating bodes well for this being a good episode.