Yeah they cant even drive well. Look what happened.

When you actually look back at what the apes did and what Dr. Zaius did specifically, they were more ignorant than actively malicious. They had accidentally recreated 17th century Europe in fear of 20th century America. For the most part they were comfortable because most of their needs were met and things were stable,…

Soooo . . . exactly like humanity only not fucking up the environment?

So they were Republicans then?

Okay but those new movies are really fuckin good

I fully expect state troopers to find frozen primate corpses.

You know what, screw it, Planet of the Apes; lets do this. Why the fuck not?

WE DID IT!

God, when Missouri is ahead of you in ... well anything you are seriously failing

Um, the US is a third world country.

Can’t their rivals just, I don’t know, fucking raise their own level of performance? If someone is else is dominating then you need to step up your game, don’t just sit there and cry about it.

Can they get all the goddamned microchips out of them? There’s a shortage, you know?

MOMO - Museum of Modern Oxidation !

The Rustoration Museum.

MOMR - Museum of Modern Rust

MoMJ - Museum of Modern Junk

I think we should all chip in and buy this property for David Tracy to store his Jeep collection and start a museum.

Yes, there has been an increase in subway crime compared to 2020. Though, that’s due to the low ridership caused by the coronavirus pandemic