They have a seven day return policy. The buyer should have used it. It has low mileage? Probably crashed and sat if he’s finding other damage. 

And “Tumnus” sounds a lot like “Tumescence”, which is sort of the state one would expect a satyr to be in. I don’t know if that’s intentional or not, but add it to the list of reasons why The Chronicles of Narnia is a strange series.

I remember friends trying to get me to read the Narnia books when I was a pre-teen. That’s about when I started reading The Lord of the Rings and enjoyed the hell out of it, so I was excited to read something by a guy who was friends with Tolkien. Imagine my surprise when it turned out to be a bland, dry, banal, and…

But kiss your catalytic goodbye!

They thought I was just making a mockery of the sport.

I’m sorry but this isn’t reddit.

It’s a presidential library not a government program. There are no federal tax dollars being spent on this project; It is a total private enterprise.

This article about a Slayer playlist has a disappointing lack of thrash metal music.

Are you talking about Koonye with the YouTube nonbinary makeup person? I didn’t delve too far into that cuz 1) Amber Rose already told us he likes buttplay (still the single best simple clapback I’ve ever heard!), 2) his selection of a pornstar wife revealed he had no sexual boundaries and 3) with his money and ego…

Nobody thinks Jezebel is that important

Yep... as much as I absolutely despised Trump at least he didn’t have the same appetite for warmongering that every president since Reagan had. 

People who say this year is a farce are crazy. This has been the most exciting F1 championship in a long time. Someone aside from Merc could win the driver’s AND constructor’s. Two great drivers battling it out, tons of drama, tons to argue about as far as rules and risks.....come on people! This is way more exciting…

I was under the impression they’d never fire Geri because she knows more dirt about all of them than anyone else.

The winner: uncomfortable moments. Connor’s awkward proposal is another one that almost made me crawl out of my skin. Is Willa supposed to be the character who is the proxy for us viewers? I hope she escapes before it’s too late for her.

Hey at least use American prostitutes. Don't outsource those jobs too!

So true. What man among us hasn’t been drugged and robbed by prostitutes in a foreign country? Manly right of passage, I say!

“Hey everyone look at the helicopters! All the taxes that you’ll pay in 40 years of work will only pay for part of one but make sure to bitch about people on food stamps taking your money! USA! USA!”

I’m surprised Kinja didn’t list the products as a slideshow.

i’m from california, I only know how fire tornados work