I fully expect state troopers to find frozen primate corpses.

You know what, screw it, Planet of the Apes; lets do this. Why the fuck not?

WE DID IT!

God, when Missouri is ahead of you in ... well anything you are seriously failing

Um, the US is a third world country.

Can’t their rivals just, I don’t know, fucking raise their own level of performance? If someone is else is dominating then you need to step up your game, don’t just sit there and cry about it.

Can they get all the goddamned microchips out of them? There’s a shortage, you know?

MOMO - Museum of Modern Oxidation !

The Rustoration Museum.

MOMR - Museum of Modern Rust

MoMJ - Museum of Modern Junk

I think we should all chip in and buy this property for David Tracy to store his Jeep collection and start a museum.

Yes, there has been an increase in subway crime compared to 2020. Though, that’s due to the low ridership caused by the coronavirus pandemic

They have a seven day return policy. The buyer should have used it. It has low mileage? Probably crashed and sat if he’s finding other damage. 

And “Tumnus” sounds a lot like “Tumescence”, which is sort of the state one would expect a satyr to be in. I don’t know if that’s intentional or not, but add it to the list of reasons why The Chronicles of Narnia is a strange series.

I remember friends trying to get me to read the Narnia books when I was a pre-teen. That’s about when I started reading The Lord of the Rings and enjoyed the hell out of it, so I was excited to read something by a guy who was friends with Tolkien. Imagine my surprise when it turned out to be a bland, dry, banal, and…

But kiss your catalytic goodbye!

They thought I was just making a mockery of the sport.