I’m sorry but this isn’t reddit.

It’s a presidential library not a government program. There are no federal tax dollars being spent on this project; It is a total private enterprise.

This article about a Slayer playlist has a disappointing lack of thrash metal music.

Are you talking about Koonye with the YouTube nonbinary makeup person? I didn’t delve too far into that cuz 1) Amber Rose already told us he likes buttplay (still the single best simple clapback I’ve ever heard!), 2) his selection of a pornstar wife revealed he had no sexual boundaries and 3) with his money and ego…

Nobody thinks Jezebel is that important

Yep... as much as I absolutely despised Trump at least he didn’t have the same appetite for warmongering that every president since Reagan had. 

People who say this year is a farce are crazy. This has been the most exciting F1 championship in a long time. Someone aside from Merc could win the driver’s AND constructor’s. Two great drivers battling it out, tons of drama, tons to argue about as far as rules and risks.....come on people! This is way more exciting…

I was under the impression they’d never fire Geri because she knows more dirt about all of them than anyone else.

The winner: uncomfortable moments. Connor’s awkward proposal is another one that almost made me crawl out of my skin. Is Willa supposed to be the character who is the proxy for us viewers? I hope she escapes before it’s too late for her.

Hey at least use American prostitutes. Don't outsource those jobs too!

So true. What man among us hasn’t been drugged and robbed by prostitutes in a foreign country? Manly right of passage, I say!

“Hey everyone look at the helicopters! All the taxes that you’ll pay in 40 years of work will only pay for part of one but make sure to bitch about people on food stamps taking your money! USA! USA!”

I’m surprised Kinja didn’t list the products as a slideshow.

Reverse: My dad was a pipe fitter and worked for an Enron subsidiary in the late 90's. They offered him stock for a lesser wage. He didn’t take it, but he was kicking himself when it went through the roof. When everything went tits up, I said, “Bet you’re glad that you didn’t take that stock now, aren’t you?” 

You sure can tell a story. I started feeling levity (haha, semi-porn setup), to *uh oh* (“[I am a] black man”), to “Curb your Enthusiasm” level impending doom (“a little girl answers”) to actual dread ("it wasn't Carol", "I just walked in") to relief - they were normal people and you were safe. Damn you and here's…

Look I am all for fuck the police, but putting a police officer as the main picture for an article with the title

you're not buying a sex van to HIDE your sexy acts

this van fucks

i’m from california, I only know how fire tornados work