Rich people don't stay rich by spending their own money. That's rich people 101.

Honestly. I’m sure there are empty suits on the writing list as a tax dodge for Beyonce and associates. I’m not hating on the creativity, hell I bet it’s perfectly legal.

Bro, what are you thinking? You forgot the two most important steps. Totally don’t make out a will or living trust, because that’s like bad karma to think about death since you’re going to live forever. Then realize you are the biggest thing on the marriage market like ever. You should totally lock it down with the…

Rue on Euphoria is one of the bravest, riskiest, roles ever taken on by an actor in the last 20 years. A Marvel/Disney star became a selfish and damaged person who the audience wanted to hate, and give up on, because we were almost convinced her death would be kinder to the people she was hurting. The honesty that…

Not only that but a lot of businesses and corporations take out life insurance policies on their top level executives. No Fortune 500 company lacks life insurance for their CEO.

Raised Catholic, went to Catholic school 1st to 12th grade, defended the Church longer than I should have. The Church is against IVF because it is technically “conception OUTSIDE marital union” the most forehead slapping loophole religion can come up with.

I don’t know what’s real and what isn’t when it comes to Russia. I do however remember getting into a giant argument with my now ex about her trying to bring her weed vapes with us on vacation to Mexico. My point was: do not take a stupid risk over something that can cost you horrendously, do not give other people…

I’m guessing they’ll cancel the show if the winds are acting up or if humidity is really high. Still lot of potential for failure, pretty amazing how they program malfunction into the show. Pretty neat piece of tech.

Oh OK, thanks for your help. I’ll excuse myself from using the English written language, in anything but a literal way from now on.

Draymond is an emotional player who thrives in the mud. Boston fan recognizes Draymond has only adopted the mud, they were born in it.

Honestly, I love my car, but when I drive in an unfamiliar neighborhood at night, distracted, looking for a street to turn into or an address, speed bumps have been known to come out of nowhere for me. One bump? Fair enough, but never have I been punished with double speed bumps. If I had, I would’ve personally…

It’s a matter of time before an SUV panics and takes a flip or two. You also run some crazy risk if you live on that street and park your car after the second bump, it’s also a matter of time before someone swerves into their side or rear.

Morbin life isn't about your money and your rules old man. 

Tell them the gunman is black, they’ll firebomb the entire block from a helicopter real quick.

He only showed up because he heard Tristan Thompson and Kanye weren’t invited.

In the year 2022, people are really getting into arguments over magazine covers. How is Sports Illustrated even in business? How is ANY magazine in business? I know dentist and doctor’s offices have propped them up for a while, but since COVID they don’t even want you in the waiting room for longer than 5 minutes.

When everything is a controversial act, slowly everyone gets numb and stops caring. None of the blogger/social media activist approved comedians could fill a quarter of the Hollywood Bowl’s capacity, and Dave Chappelle does it on multiple nights.

Nintendo, Sony, and Microsoft might not think so.

Meanwhile Gabe Newell: I’m sorry you were under the impression we are for sale, but we are a boutique digital hat store! Good day, sir!

It's as bad as you can imagine. You know there is a junior executive meeting where they're asking 'where's our Eldin Ring?'