It takes some kind of brass to have zero self awareness for the fact that when his daughters were infants, he was either a) In Vegas commentating on cage fighting. b) On a comedy tour with his comedy buddies. c) On a TV shoot or podcast studio.

This fucking thinking is why we don’t even have a federal statute even guaranteeing MATERNITY leave! The way the Democrats are going, we’re not going have that change anytime soon. The birth rate is literally dropping, because this society has made it extremely expensive and difficult to raise children. It doesn’t…

I was 10 as I watched Aliens, for the first time. I loved it and made it through pumped and feeling like a tough guy until this happened...

Or worse, they finally come up with an original premise in the shared universe, with new and original characters, only to sellout and pay fan service in the second season with the old characters. Looking at you Mandalorian.

The old if-I-stick-my-fingers-in-my-ear-and-can’t-hear-Supreme-Court-decisions-while-going-la-la-la-la-it-didn’t-happen legal defense. Texas is truly a bastion of deep legal scholarship.

I don’t get that, unless you’re falling on the sword as you’re about to retire or move to another industry, ready to collect a huge severance or ownership stake. Other than that, why tie yourself to the anchor of the Titanic? There’s only 30 NBA teams, and you know, they know more on the inside, than we ever will.

Sarver said something disparaging to an NBA female owner? That narrows it down, to Jeannie Buss (current head of the 17 time champion Los Angeles Lakers and former head of the 3 time champion Los Angeles Sparks who can’t hear you over the sound of her rings clanging next to each other), and Ann Kroenke (Wal Mart…

There may be no American drivers, but there is a huge contingent of Mexican Americans in Austin today, to see Sergio Perez who is an absolute idol in Mexican athletics. Any race in Texas, Las Vegas, and California where Checo is in the lineup, will get a very loyal fanbase showing up.

By New York you mean: East Rutherford, New Jersey? Realistically, if you look at a satellite image of the Meadowlands where the Jest and Giants play, you’d agree that an F1 race would be realistic there. Streets of Manhattan? Not so much.

Bad Company 2 also had good balance when it came to the vehicles. I apologize but I am the asshat who flew an attack helicopter in BF3 and BF4 and completely dominated the map. A good pilot and competent gunner are unstoppable and I was flying on stick through the eyes of needles. BC2 felt harder to run ham on a map…

I would really love to sue a gun owner whose weapon is stolen, doesn’t report it, or sells it for cash with zero background check, and then the gun is used in the committing of a crime. Unfortunately, if I had money on the outcome, the Supreme Court will uphold the Texas law and strike down copycat laws when it comes…

I don’t know what the spare parts market looks like. I’m assuming that unless what you need isn’t taking up space in a warehouse or can be found in a junkyard, you’re still going to need something that requires industrial materials, manufacturing, and shipping from overseas.

Campy’s higher end parts are carbon titanium and ceramic, but their entry-level models are aluminum. I bought a Centaur groupset at a reasonable price this past year, and besides being aluminum, it has the same trickle-down tech as the higher end Super Record. Now I’m deathly afraid of breaking a part...

Don’t worry, the military industrial complex made sure to maximize the price they get on contracts by keeping production in the U.S. of A.

Chadwick Boseman literally had a six-pack while on chemo. There is no justice.

That’s going to require state and federal legislation to make right-to-repair a reality. States are dragging their feet though. As “liberal” as my state of California is, it’s showing that its politicians bow to the lobby dollar of big tech companies by trying to shuffle this issue to the bottom of the agenda, year in…

I thought for sure I was going to see some high quality high definition spray painted art. I was thinking something similar to the nude art I saw growing up on lowriders, vans, and murals, but to the next extreme. I definitely was not expecting some block art. The things that raise white people’s blood pressure...

Fuck Nike?

Well, we’ve never done this before. But seeing as it’s special circumstances and all, he says I can knock a hundred dollars off that Trucoat.

No, that’s not something common to our hospital. We’re the largest general hospital in the county, the workload is heavy, so people who aren’t efficient or follow standardized practices get quickly washed out because Jesus isn’t taking the wheel. People who are vaccine hesitant tend to have allergy issues, want to get…