Nothing is more American than BACON STRIPS!!!

Trump >>> W. Bush. Unnecessary war body count don’t lie, and blaming Trump for coronavirus deaths is a lost court case. Unlike a war crimes trial in the Hague against W. Bush, where the prosecution has a pretty good shot.

Two reasons I know AEW is for real: My sister knows who Cody Rhodes is. Second reason. The Khans have way way way way WAY more money than the McMahons. Vince is rich, but Shahid Khan is own-a-Premier-League-and-NFL-team rich.

I have exactly 7 months to find a PS5 and racing wheel set.

Again, you leave time on the clock for Tom Brady at your own risk. All types of shenanigans are possible, cross-eyed refs included.

I think drunk does speak to the personality of a person. My ex was angry drunk. All her pent up feelings would get released after one too many. My drunk is: get cozy and rest my eyes for a minute.

Alcohol gets a lot of the blame here, and maybe fairly so, but I can bet you and I have never gotten growl-like-an-animal-chew-on-a-face-mask drunk. I think this dude has other problems going on. As it is, we have to take off our shoes because of one asshole. Now I might have to forgo my one overpriced whiskey sour…

The quickest way to break the chain of faith is to actually learn the history and theology of your faith. I remember doing a project on Jewish and Muslim persecution by the Church in high school. I realized that death, war, and attempts at genocide weren’t aberrations, they were the norm for about 1600 years of Church…

Growing up Catholic, with 12 years of private schooling, and breaking the spell of the institution’s grip on me in adulthood, has been some kind of trip.

It’s fair grounds of study in anthropology, archaeology, literature, sociology, and theology. It’s when people apply their study to their Buffy the Vampire Slayers real-world skillset that I find it farcical.

I’m sure there’s a Fire Emblem character everyone pretends to know, that Nintendo haven’t included yet.

Someone at his next press conference should ask him if he knows how many untested rape kits are sitting on storage shelves in the state of Texas?

Strictly for...research purposes, I’m sure.

Also, really big on increasing his real estate portfolio.

*Canadian Girlfriend He Totally Met At Summer Camp

The year is 2021, and there are people that still believe that extradimensional demonic forces can gain physical and mental control over the planet’s dominant species of sentient (some say intelligent) apes. But you can fight the forces of fallen angels with the right incantations and sprinkling them with water.

In middle school, it didn’t matter what a girl was wearing. My anatomy was going to do whatever it wanted, whenever it wanted. It was a period of time in my life when I learned self-control. By high school, my mind was focused and discipline.

Chances are the teacher responsible for this, started her career in 1953. I always wonder what younger teachers think about THOSE teachers.

The trick is to create as many plausible data sets as possible that are fake and difficult to filter out. John Johnson on 123 Main St in Dallas is more of a nuisance than easily filtered out public figures like the governor.

I think Ryu’s lack of employment, experience, practical life skills, references, savings, and credit history, are finally catching up with him.