Theoretically we have a thing called ‘double jeopardy’ in our Constitution. THEORETICALLY.

I have years coaching soccer and baseball, and getting kids to accept a loss is easier when they have their teammates around them to lean on. It’s a similar sentiment I hold with my own experiences growing up in team sports.

There is a God. This is the only thing that has gotten my two-year old godson to stop watching Cocomelon. My sister is thanking me and cursing me at the same time (because of gun violence).

So I think it would be forward thinking, for my state of California, to start a special health fund for our firefighters and frontline workers NOW. That way lawsuits for lung issues and cancer don’t slap us in the face twenty years from now.

You’re wrong about everything in life, especially liking smoked cheese. Smoked cheese tastes like a 2 AM Las Vegas ashtray.

People with serious gambling problems must have been salivating at the prospect of this game. Hell, I bet they’re the ones who tricked ESPN into making this happen.

I didn’t know they could print checks on super ball rubber.

I too posted before checking, you beat us all, but it just proves the same brain waves are traveling in sync.

Found a clip of this school board in action.

Yeah don’t watch Raised by Wolves. The ending is going to make you mad with dumb confusion. Interesting premise and first half to the season, but they went for such a nonsensical cliffhanger, that I wish I could Men In Black neuralize the memory of this whole series from my brain.

If Dottie didn’t drop the ball on purpose, she dropped it because baby sister Kit went full truck, gave big sister the business, and Dottie was totally brain concussed.

TWD was always a white survivalist fantasy.

Milk is delicious especially when paired with desserts or PB&J. Midnight pumpkin pie and a glass of cold milk is why November is my favorite month.

Our communal and social contracts ARE an evolutionary adaptation. When we agree as a society that it is wrong to not care for an expectant mother suffering through a difficult childbirth; it is more advantageous to our species to advance medical knowledge and practice it, than it is to let a person die because of a…

Super death speed? Broken bones?

POC should not have to be the one’s to save this bitch. They had their chance to make the right pick and they made the most typical insider good old boys country club pick they could have possibly made. It unsurprisingly and hilariously blew up in their faces, Sony should rot.

They don’t deserve Mr. Burton. Now it seems like they never even deserved Mr. Trebek.

Every game studio should learn from Rockstar: Don’t say anything ever to anyone, because you know you're game is good.

I know it wasn’t a chief reason, but I see now how government and media build their arguments that are absent of truth, reality, or follow-up. 

There you go again. Giving a fuck when it's not your turn to give a fuck.