The propagandists of our country used the abuse and suffering of women to sell the justification for an un winnable war to as large an audience and political spectrum as possible. Meanwhile the corrupt government and military we installed were horrendously abusive to Afghan women.

The most corrupt government and military on earth falls without a fight, surprisingly. Our government always knew there was no rebuilding Afghanistan, but no congress or president wanted to take the political hit, so they chased good money after bad. Meanwhile the arms makers made a killing.

Getting to use their gun is their absolute fantasy.

I'm in my 30s and salty about certain things but definitely not this. The coolest thing we got was Spiderman being playable in Tony Hawk Pro Skater. A Madonna concert in the middle of Sonic 2 would still be cool even if it's not my music.

Dude’s job is to find a replacement, so he literally hired himself. We cannot make this shit up. They want to pretend the game isn’t rigged, but there was never a game to begin with. GAME suggests there’s such a thing as competition but we know that isn’t the case.

Jamie is going to hold on for dear life, because it sounds like when the forensic accountants get a hold of the books, his ass is grass. Misappropriation of funds by a conservator is serious fraud, and I pray for Britney’s sake, the taxes on her earnings were being paid.

No Olympian from a democratic country, wakes up at 4 AM to train their bodies to physical perfection, shed blood sweat and tears, for a sport the general population doesn’t care about for three out of every four years, because they are overcome with unyielding blind love for their country.

As a Lakers fan I’m hoping low post dominance will become a thing again.

I think not bathing was a Christian thing. For centuries the Greeks and Romans were big on daily bathing. Wherever the Romans conquered they built bath houses, public toilets, and aqueducts. In comes Christianity, and the bath house becomes a place of immorality and immodesty. Bath houses go into ruin, new ones aren’t…

So I’m Central American, Salvadoran specifically, and we are a daily shower people. Some, like my uncles that work construction are two shower people one before work, one after. I got the bucket bath (so I wouldn’t waste water) with a rough wash cloth as a little kid, by grandma, on the daily too.

I wish I had an uncommon skill so good, that people would just say, ‘oh yeah, go to him. He’s the best pinstriper/upholstery guy/airbrusher in the game, he’ll get you squared away.’

Calling state fairs low class is fucked up and a low blow. People work hard, and might not be able to afford an ideal vacation or theme park. I grew up on fairs and have good memories regardless of the hardships my mom might have gone through at the time. She did the best she could, like a lot of people’s parents. Insu…

Two separate issues yeah, but it’s all the same hypocrisy. 

Crysis:...challenge accepted.

Take solace in the fact that your spelling, diction, grammar, and punctuation are far superior to the kids who can thumb-type faster than you. You can also feel complete despair at knowing the younger generation is terrible at the English language.

Downtown Las Vegas. The tourist trap of all tourist traps x Trump’s America x the failure of the drug war. I went once and regretted it instantly.

I remember going through the open houses at my university’s engineering school, school of architecture, neuroscience dept, business school, chemistry dept, and thinking: WOW what a colossal waste of time, they’re not teaching any life skills, these kids and their “research” into “the world’s problems” won’t pay the…

I plan my stops based on where I can get a good piece of pie and coffee. It’s very Twin Peaks of me but for some reason that feels like a very road trippy thing to do.

My question to BMW fans: how does one steal a BMW without the remote keyless fob? Assuming of course the thief didn’t just take the spare fob off the key hook in the home he was burgling, or is that the most logical answer?

BMW driver using turn signals: That’s a clear indication to police that the car is in fact stolen.