Wow, such a stereotypical academy guy answer.

“I look forward to Mr. Herzog’s interpretation of the Star Wars universe. Well, as much as one can look forward to anything on this long, weary trudge from cradle to grave.”

Turn on the bright lights saved my faith in music after the abortion of late 90s faux grunge and nu metal.

Turn on the bright lights saved my faith in music after the abortion of late 90s faux grunge and nu metal.

It’s already happened. I saw the documentary on Discovery’s Shark Week. It’s all true.

You would think Mr. Conductor would be a little more philosophical, especially on their return trips from the past.

“While we’ll never get to hover above Pluto in real life”

What in the Earth-shitting hell is going on here? She’s a very smart woman. Lisa Bloom is a very smart woman.

They also turned him black and he’s got a little bag of sand up there now.

“Sorry” to be blunt, but how in the fuck are these larvae considered “weird”? You never bothered to explain why/how this is so. Typically, the word weird should denote something unexpected. What were your expectations from how a trapjaw ant pupa should look? The head that you show is pretty ho-hum normal for that…

I like Halo 5. It’s by no means perfect, but I found the singleplayer experience a lot of fun—overall better than Reach, but that’s just my opinion. It’s not without its problems by any means, like too many Warden fights (what is this, that stupid roulette mode from Devil May Cry 4?), the story’s often ill-designed…

Less of this:

They’ve lost a lot of their talent over the last couple years, same with The Escapist. Two places Jim used to call home as a matter of fact.

Hey, remember when The Simpsons created a rich and textured satirical reality instead of taking lame, transparent digs at real-world people and institutions?

http://foxtrotalpha.jalopnik.com/the-unlikely-s…

I think at this point I’m over it. Campaign could have been better, but it wasn’t bad and could have been much worse. As long as there are still enough people playing that I can find a match without waiting too long, I’m happy. The new content is nice, hopefully it keeps coming for a long time

Goth>Emo

Cue the hold outs bitching that this game doesn’t have couch co-op... even though the number of games that did have it in 2015 was miniscule, at best...