This is great news! I always wished Warzone had been a little bit more like Firefight, with the teams mostly competing to bring down insane waves of enemy AI, as opposed to 90 percent of the match being just a slight twist on Big Team Battle. But seriously, screw the haters, Halo 5 has more than met my expectations.…

Where do you get this idea? I play the game frequently and there has never been any indication that there aren’t tons of players online at any given time.

I didn’t hate the X-Files reboot, but it most definitely not as good as the X-Files was in its first 5 seasons. Nor did I expect it to be. But the penultimate episode of season 10, “Babylon Falls,” wasn’t just disappointing. It was absolutely terrible, and in no small part because of the introduction of Agent Einstein…

Geez. I took Q Basic course in high school, and even programmed an 11-frame animated cartoon to play on my TI89. But I barely understood any of that Gameboy video.

I really hope this person reads this and takes your advice. After losing 5 years of my life to a relationship that existed more in theory than anything (as well as helping destroy the last meaningful attempt at another quasi-healthy relationship that I’ve managed to make in the meantime), I had genuine feels reading…

I’ve never been good enough at any game to even begin to fathom how it’s possible to enjoy something so tortuously precise and unforgiving. I mean, the guy who designed the level died 917 consecutive times trying to beat it. I stopped playing Super Meat Boy somewhere around the second world, once I hit a point where I…

You know, you’re exactly right, most people haven’t heard of They Live. Maybe my definition of “cult movie” was a little off when I typed that. Actually, I have no idea what I was thinking when I made the original comment. Almost 2 years ago! Wow, it’s always great when I get a reply to old posts, especially ones I…

I don’t think it’s wrong at all. The Star Wars EU has always straddled the line of over-exposure with the tons of books, comics, games and assorted merchandising. Now that Disney is in charge, and has plans on releasing new Star Wars films every year between now and 2019 or so, in addition to an ongoing stream of…

Hell, even at sub-sonic speeds the sheer power of noise can be impressive. I’ll never forget the day I was trying to take a nap when a few F-22s out of Holloman AFB did a fly-over for an NMSU football game across town. It was a quiet afternoon until this all-encompassing prolonged roar began, building in intensity and…

T or C barely qualifies as a “town.” Mostly it’s just a very odd conglomeration of rednecks, bikers, and addicts who are too deeply rooted in their own personal issues to move north to Albuquerque or south to Las Cruces.

Especially in those extremely rare instances where fan projects show more promise than the “official” projects.

Lucas is mad that his money-making machine belongs to someone else now. This whole idea that he has some deep personal connection to the universe of Star Wars is utter bullshit. If that were the case, he wouldn’t have started filming the prequels without a script. He wouldn’t have spent almost 20 years after Return of…

This is really, really disappointing. Prelude to Axanar was one of the best fan-made productions I’ve ever come across, and was a far better homage to Roddenberry’s Star Trek universe than Star Trek Into Darkness. I’m not totally against Star Trek ‘09, but as far as I’m concerned it’s a fun Star Trek-in-name-only kind…

I am one of those weirdos who loves IPA, so feel free to leave me here in the grays, but holy hell is Budweiser terrible. It’s so metallic and chemically, or something. I don’t know beer judging terminology, so I’ll just say it something about is yucky. I’d much, much prefer to drink Coors or Miller Genuine Draft if…

That is a great picture. I, for one, love the aesthetics of Lockheed’s 5th generation fighters. It’s too bad about all the other stuff. Hopefully Northrop will bring something a bit more fully-realized to the table with its long range bomber program.

This is pretty great news for Mongolia. As an aside, “Tarbosaurus” was always one of my favorite non-T. rex dinos. Considering that bataar is considered a close-enough relative of rex to possibly be classified in the same genus, I have to wonder how distinct the two species would’ve been in life. Would they have been…

Definitely, I really like the addition of Legendary weapons (The Answer) and vehicles with crazy bonus stats, and it’s a shame that they only are usable in one game mode (especially when you’re as likely to spawn with an awesome Req and immediately get splattered or sniped as I am).

The only thing I even remember about Into Darkness anymore is that Rich Juzwiak casually refered to “Khan” in his review on Gawker, effectively spoiling the surprise. I was irritated, because I read the review about an hour before going to see the movie. Granted, I had always suspected that Khan was going to be the…

Well, you’re exactly correct, of course. Apocalypse’s voice was probably 90% of what made him my favorite cartoon villain when I was a kid.

From the wording in the title of the article, to the actual subject, none of this makes any sense. Is this some kind of esoteric in-joke among the Rainbow Six community? Because after spending entirely too long trying to decipher this, it seems like a really bad attempt at creating a forced meme.