From the wording in the title of the article, to the actual subject, none of this makes any sense. Is this some kind of esoteric in-joke among the Rainbow Six community? Because after spending entirely too long trying to decipher this, it seems like a really bad attempt at creating a forced meme.

I’ve considered this before, but ruled it out based upon the fact that, in the Elder Scrolls’ lore, the planet Nirn is orbited by two gigantic moons, Masser and Segunda. Also Nirn seems to be much smaller than Earth, considering that it only has one major continent, and the larger countries on that continent (at least…

This is really quite ridiculous. I appreciate having some clarification on why Halo 5’s campaign was reviewed so poorly, but the clarification serves only to make the complaints sound incredibly naive. Let’s be honest, story telling in the Halo games has always been incredibly poor. Pretty much every game in the…

The funniest part for me is that, in the film, the extra that bumped his head on the set is clearly shown trying to readjust the helmet a moment later. I can’t imagine how embarrassing that must have been for those split seconds.

Yeah, I try as hard as I can to learn the areas I traverse, so I can find my way home without even looking at the compass. I only fast travel back to base at the end of a difficult quest when I am ready to save and quit. Or, when I’m so overloaded with loot that I want to quickly dump it before I stumble upon anything…

This is wrong, and a bad analogy. The original Star Wars film is indeed a flawed movie. That is undeniable. But even so, it is nowhere, Nowhere, near as bad as anything in the Prequel Trilogy, a series of films which, let us not forget, had the benefit of a decade at least of the filmmaker’s hindsight, and an almost…

Or, even this recut trailer showcases how static and awful the shots were in those films. Pretty much every scene is of people looking blankly off into the distance, walking slowly, or standing still. Dear Gods above, those movies are awful. If the folks at Disney had any balls at all, they’d remove the prequel movies…

There is something incredibly goofy and, somehow. simultaneously badass about the mental image of bi-plane pilots letting go of their controls mid-flight and taking pot-shots at each other with handguns.

This whole escalating situation seems more than a bit troubling, but gottdamn the Hind is a cool-ass helicopter.

I would totally buy that Infinity-ized Bantha, and probably a Sand-Person too. I’m definitely going to pick up Vader. I don’t even play the game, but I really dig the little statues.

I own two of the Marvel figures so far. I don’t play the game, but I buy them when they are occationally on sale just to put on my shelf. They really are phenomenal little statues, very well painted and very solidly built. Frankly, I’m surprised there isn’t more of a collector frenzy whenever the new batches come out,…

Yeah, I don’t know. As great as the single-player campaign is, I find it dramatically less satisfying than the co-op game. Sadly, there never seem to be any players on my local server who are interested in either hosting a match or joining mine. It’s infinitely frustrating, and I’ve been waiting for a patch to solve…

Yep. thanks to how enemies scale in the game, the hillbillies in Point Lookout are absolutely awful. I was at level 30 already, with most of the best gear, when I first entered PL. My character was a beast who could dispatch Deathclaws with a single shot. Then I got to the mansion battle and consistently got my ass…

No way, you’re definitely not the only one. Using the map was the only way to go, as far as the jumping was concerned. Back in olden times, I must’ve done half of each level with the map on.

I still have those games and my N64, and I can assure everyone, they are absolutely brutal to get back into after getting used to current gen gaming. Especially the first game. I still love them dearly, but the mechanics of the games, and the N64 controller interface, is incredibly difficult to work with. I long for…

Same here, actually. As much as I’ve fallen in love with the Halo series, Legendary is just too obnoxiously difficult for me to do solo. But I managed to finish all 3 Gears games on insane, thanks in part to the fact that I had no problem with playing and replaying the levels over and over again. I can’t say that…

The game’s designers have said that Horde in Gears UE would be quite limited, due to the limited number of enemy types in the original game, and I think that’s a pretty valid point- it would get pretty dull fighting waves of the Drones, Wretches, Therons, and Boomers from the original game. Epic added a much greater…

I loved all 3 games, but for very different reasons. The first-because of the dark, almost horror film atmosphere and because, at the time, it felt very fresh and unique. The second because of the story arc which, while incredibly stupid at times (poor Tai and Maria) was still pretty varied and never dull. The second…

So basically, a bunch of wah wah wahing about about an unfinished segment of a game that somehow isn’t “proper Halo” and yet contains pretty much everything every other Halo game has had, and a few new things gleened from other top-selling franchises. That’s cool. Gotta type something to get paid, I guess.

But why does it have that weird, pancake nose?