JackKoffin
JackKoffin
JackKoffin

Having visited Epic forums several times during the early days of Gears of War 3, I can report that very little of value had probably been lost. I’ve never encountered such concentrated, pointless, hyperventilating entitled nerd-rage on display outside of, well, the old Bungie forums.

Jesus Fucking Christ, the constant butthurt and complaints about stupid-ass comic characters get really tiresome. One day, I’ll learn to stop reading the comment section here.

Ouch, as an F-22 I find the summary of my life biting and uncalled for, even if it is true. I’m going to get off the internet and turn my life around.

Someone should send those guys a note explaining how the use of a single phrase over-and-over-and-over kind of diminishes its meaning.

Looks pretty damn neat. That in no-way justifies the shit-show realities of the project. But it’ll look pretty freaking awesome in the movies for next few decades, at least. Can’t wait to build my own scale model version.

All I know is that Fallout 4’s dog better be marked as Essential or something. Fallout 3’s original Dogmeat was practically useless as a companion due to his lack of HP and the fact that aggro’ed enemies prioritize him as a target. Then Broken Steel DLC turned him into a Godly immortal beast that laughs off swipes

When I lived near, and went to high school on, an AF base, I remember the fighter jets were always the loudest planes when they took off and landed. The F-16s and F-15’s were definitely loud. But I vaguely remember some FA-18s landed one day, and they seemed even louder. The loudest of all, however, were the F-111s,

I’ve gone back and tried to play NES games as an adult. If anything, they’re even harder now, since I’ve gotten used to current games that pretty much hold one’s hand every step of the way. I’m sure Top Gun is no different.

I could never beat that level. I think it’s the first one.

Yeah, definitely the people. The first time I played through Halo was a co-op game with someone who isn’t the most technically proficient fps-player, and was absolutely terrified of the Flood, but knew the level layouts pretty well. So here I am, trying to keep up with this player, constantly freaking out and yelling

Tyrannicon’s Skyrim videos are amazing. I highly recommend looking at his youtube channel if anyone hasn’t already seen it.

Oh definitely. But all the resources in the world couldn’t compensate for the fact that the Simpson’s best contributors had already jumped ship long before the movie went into production.

Truth. Nearly everyone you’ll meet in real life who is going to make and/or get a Simpson’s reference is going to utilize the ‘91 through ‘97 material. Everything after that was just superfluous, not by my own value judgement, but by the judgement of pop culture.

I hope its a remake of Doom 64.

Agreed. Almost everything about this show was off-putting to me from the very beginning. I genuinely don’t understand how this became the show that made it cool to like medieval fantasy.

This is awful. It’s bad enough that MS gave itself the ability to remotely disable xboxes that have been purchased by its customers. Even worse, since that ability is written into the consoles’ software and accessible via it’s online connections, it’s totally accessible to other, more malicious members of the

Aw shucks. This would've been a terrific loss if the show itself wasn't already a shambling corpse that should've been allowed to retire 15 years ago.

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That’s pretty great. This video is the closest I’ve seen Skyrim get to the genius of Oblivion’s Mr Mochi video.

Ah! That explains it. Those nipples must be fuming.

Well, that is a relief! :)