Bad paw.

As disinterested in bland pop divas as I am, I think calling Jessica Simpson "a third-rate Britney and a second-rate Christina" is fucking stupid. Aguilera ended up being a far less of a ridiculous train-wreck than Britney, and was always a better singer. It's only because of her own inexplicable feedback loop of…

What bullshit. Many of us in the US still had to work today, so shuddup about your goddamn 3 day weekend!

"Through the perilous fight" is the part I always forget. How the hell do so many people fuck up "So gallantly streaming?" I've always found that the part that shoves itself into my brain whenever I hear it sung.

I don't like the future either. A person today can buy a twenty year old Nintendo system, and play any old classic game on it, assuming that person can acquire it- or find an emulated version on pc. I can play nearly any old xbox or xbox 360 game now, whether or not servers are active for it. In the future, games…

This is it, exactly. If I buy a movie, or music, or a game, I want to own it. My big problem with the digital age is that more and more companies are taking ownership out of the public's hands, and turning our purchases into rentals and there's nothing to say that they can't take away our rented product at any time,…

I agree. The Xbox 360 controller has always worked great for me... I don't even mind the clunky D-pad because it's pretty much a secondary input for most games, and I don't remember it ever really being a problem- it's more of a perceived design flaw than a impediment to playing in my experience. Anyway, I find its…

I'm usually the first person to call 'bullshit' when a company pushes some stupid gimmick as a big deal... but Illumaroom actually looks pretty damn cool... assuming it actually works.

Stupid Mario Party. It didn't just hurt people's hands, it destroyed controllers. Friends with Mario Party had the saddest N64 controlers ever. Instead of that springy little thumb stick standing up proudly, it would loll limply from side to side, the outer edges of its base coated in ground plastic dust. …

Yes, people absolutely act like this. The parents of my very first girlfriend, back in High School, were similarly deluded, histrionic and crazy. Watching the show made me feel the same kind of panic I used to feel whenever I used to visit her house. It was an uncomfortable experience.

I would argue that Ronda Rousey in that picture would look quite a bit like that fan art Samus if you took off the blush and the eyeliner.

Agree 100% a badass (fictional) woman should look like a badass. Call it pedantic, but it simply makes no sense for a fearless intergalactic astronaut who plunges headlong into the lairs of creatures like Ridley and Kraid, completely alone, to look like a doe-eyed pixie. Of course, her creators are free to make her…

Anyone know how that hottie Megan Phelps is doing since she left the church? I'd like to think she's doing well and is happier now.

Even being the undatable loser that I am, I have enough sense to not tell a woman what to wear unless she explicitly asks for my personal opinion on a particular piece of clothing. Which has never happened. "Shoulda worn a skirt" is a pretty douchey thing to suggest on a first date, I think.

God that ridiculous ode to intellectual incompetence shocks my eyelids every time I try to watch it.

Something I've noticed occasionally is that in pictures of high school kids from the 70s and 80s (I was born in '82 for reference) people often look older than members of my generation at that same age. I look at that photo, and my brain does not read them as being high school seniors, they look like people in their…

I went to school overseas, so high school kids were legally able to hit the bars as long as they weren't stupid about it. Naturally, when Prom rolled around my gang and I went for dinner, danced to a couple songs, including a wildly inappropriate metal song we made the DJ play just to annoy the prom-is-so-precious…

You have good taste in music and I like you.

You're absolutely right. I've been a fan of Star Trek since the day of the premier of TNG when I was 5. I've watched all the various incarnations and I agree that the franchise was beyond stale by the end. Though, for me, it wasn't Enterprise that was the real disappointment but the TNG movies. For me, Star Trek,…

I relate to that. I've never worried about portion control, because I tend to have to force myself to eat at times. And I am a tiny person... people are always surprised that I am in my 30s, not because I'm so youthful, but because I simply lack the bulk people assume someone my age should have packed on. I just…