Reminder: Rick DiPietro.

TL:DR = Rick DiPietro

It's a good thing they didn't play 6 men against Robert Morris. 6 against 1 just would not be fair at all.

In addition to the classic 2-button mode, the game will also feature a more advanced "Pick off? No. Why does he keep throwing to second? HOME! Throw the pitch to home! Wait, I think I got it... no, wait, that moved my fielders. Seriously. Just throw the ball to home" mode.

Is that door admissible ?

I'm pretty sure they prefer to be called "Gangsta-American".

More like doing it WRIGHT!

Imagine Dragons doing a hockey video just sounds like cold play.

Or as it could be translated "GM of a mediocre team would rather finish 6 points out of a playoff spot instead of 15 and officially get eliminated in April instead of March".

Mariners' catcher, John Buck, now says he greatly appreciates the changes by the MLB to rules regarding blocking the plate.

Was the new Kinja designed by MC Escher?

To be fair, most of the kids thought the "S" in MLS stood for "SpongeBob."

Scrapple Eating Match Begins with Vomit-Inducing Food.

No more will both teams give up in the final minutes of regulation to ensure at least one point, no more turtling in overtime.

Explorer?

Heath Tobin is her evil twin sister. You can recognize her because the evil one wears number 17.

In reality, USWNT is still a second-tier product, full of dull play and even less compelling players. Why watch USWNT anyways? It's blatantly inferior soccer. The style of play is best described as workmanlike and antithetical to the sport's appeal, the promise of witnessing a moment or two of individual brilliance…

"Full disclosure: Dennis is my husband; while this may not be the most neutral account you'll find, I don't think you'll find many people who dispute this version of events.)"

Let's just say it was a silent, but deadly protest.

I can understand the confusion! That town is in Austria!