Ugg.

It's a Sports Illustrated joke. So it won't make sense unless you are over 40. Or when you read it 7 weeks from now while waiting for your dentist appointment.

Exactly, that's why the NFL should place cinder blocks at random spots on the gridiron. The top players should be able to jump over them and avoid them. Maybe random ice spots too, so that players need to be in control of their speed as well. We need to stop worrying about having the top conditions for the top…

Don't worry. There is plenty of room on the Lyle Lanley train, or should I say monorail. I expect hundreds, if not thousands, of Lyle Lanley jokes the next 17 days.

It's the perfect room for the guy that just doesn't give a crap anymore.

I worked for Feldman in the late 90's/ early 2000's when he was running a wrestling promotion around Philadelphia. (Do you smell what the Smoke is burning? The Smoke was his version of The Rock who they claimed was the Rock's cousin.) Have no fear, every match he has ever been involved in has been fixed. Many of…

I made up the whole thing. I've never been skiing in my whole life. It sounded good.

But why does Vermont produce such a high proportion of female skiers to male ones, while Colorado is the opposite?

if you don't get the patronizing tone of Deadspin's post here then you are missing everything that is Deadspin.

I don't get it.

I was wondering how Deadspin was going to handle the reality that the Super Bowl was shitty and proved nothing other than there are bad days at the really inoportune times in sports. Shitting on the Blackhawks players is the direction y'all going, I guess.

You can totally see hawks in Oklahoma.

Maybe the Penguins finally have solid, consistent goaltending and will be terrifying in the postseason.

YEEE-ahhh baby!

Bi-athletes Deuce Deuce.

Roy Hibbert

I know it's still all speculation and we are years away from anything happening. But how would this affect the divisions and would realignment be necessary?

So it was kind of like watching a Houston Texans game.

Yes, it is called Bud Light Lime.

And then tells you how Wu-Tang was actually the best punk band of the 90's. That's right, punk.