So true. They should stay away from Tosh as well as comedy.

C'mon man!

JackDup said it first.

This is an interesting proposal. Anybody with the simplest knowledge of acoustics and sound knows that distance and location greatly affects measurements of sound. The location of the microphone will be a huge factor. The most sensible place for the microphone would be the 50 yard line in the center of the field. …

That froggy got ...

Freeman had been offensive captain for the past three seasons, but in a shock, he lost out to Vincent Jackson,

This wasn't funny at all.

Using that Elliot quote to make a point, it sounds like you got

Give the dude a break, he had a long night and a few beers. For whatever reason, he was on the train and decided he needed to get...

9/11 does seem very recent, but when the attacked happened, ESPN was still five years away from premiering, and seven years from cancelling the incredible awesomness that was...

Really?

Exactly. Bears, Vikings are Packers need to take of their skirts. Without a doubt, that Suh needs to get....

Eagles fan here. I agree. The high speed offense was a great move. The Redskins players had a lot of trouble keeping up with da Birds. With the mistakes by the Redskins offense, the defense spent a lot of time on the field without many breaks to catch a breath. By the midway point of the 2nd quarter, the Redskins…

Good catch there, Homeslice. It's good to have eyes like that.

Seems like a sensible idea. The more we learn about concussions as well as chronic bone and joint conditions that can greatly decrease the quality of life of former players, the more we learn about what to glorify and what not to glorify. With exciting young players such as RGIII, Kaepernick and Andrew Luck, it's…

So in the past 24 hours, I have accomplished 3 things. That is two more than you. You only managed to accomplish one. In the past 24 hours, the only thing you have done is get.

If you follow Japanese baseball, you know that this is typical. It happens every few years to gaijin players. The Japanese have a love-hate relationship with foreign players. They love to see the big home runs. But they also want to continue to believe the Japanese players are superior. Players such as Tuffy…

Hmmm....

Whoa, these dudes must take their vitamins, do their homework and say their prayers. They probably go to the gym a lot also. In fact, you could say, that they have gotten...

Sparkle, you might want to stay in motion so that you don't get...