I vote for a real, adult piece of furniture.

I vote for a real, adult piece of furniture.

I won't touch anything else, since I found these: http://www.standoutdesigns.com/

I won't touch anything else, since I found these: http://www.standoutdesigns.com/

Tesla does not belong on this list. It's a pander to elite globalist environmental socialism. It is the opposite of American.

I'd agree, but I'd say specifically the Raptor. It's big, loud, brash, and unapologetic about it. And it comes in red, white, and blue (and a couple other colors)

Ford F150. Best selling vehicle for years. America's workhorse. America personified.

What's the range on a 40 or 50 ton tank w/ an electric motor?

..and likely wont unless you install softer rate leaf springs and drive it over 2' kickers at 100+mph....

Netgear AC1900 Nighthawk Smart WiFi Router

Haha, that last part sounded like the new Samsung GS3 commercial where the hipsters in line at Apple are like "maybe we're getting that next time. Yeah, we're definitely getting that next time, right?"