I hope is he back to smoking crack and doing more hookers by next weekend

I am glad to hear the Lamar was able to regain consciousness and has a greater chance of recovery; however, if I have lived my life in such a manner that, at any point, life and death decisions are in the hands of another human being, and that human being is a Kardashian, someone please kill me.

In other words, the Nevada Gaming Control Board isn’t getting a cut.

Mike! You do not come to Las Vegas and talk to a daily football fantasy website like DraftKings like that!

OMAR COMIN’

“Welp, back to being sponsored by MeUndies or Stamps.com.”

“... the only difference between him and a Republican is that he says he’s not one.”

The fans are the problem. Mainstream American fans have no experience not being the best at the international level. They have almost no experience with embarrassment at the international competitive level and their views about coaches are often informed by professional or college sports where a new coach can simply…

I know we’re down a rabbit hole, but the upside on Mix and Aron is huge, but the baseline is significantly lower. Mix can straight up fuck up a midfield if he’s off his game. Aron can disappear for matches on end.

Mix is fucking horrible. If you pulled Donovan off his couch right now, he’s miles better than Mix.

LD would not have skied that open fucking goal against Belgium in the 88th minute... Wondolowski is the worst player I’ve ever seen play in a world cup. Fucking journeyman from our crap domestic league.

I’m not really sure we can call this Brady “pushing” the sketchball on him when sleazy Canucks owner is attempting to verbally fellate Brady to get him to talk to his players.

i’m not here to talk about traffic today, i’m here to talk about qualcomm.

Did you call him Mikey Millions?

Slow down here. Ed is dead?

It’s gotten to the point with their insufferable advertising that DraftKings and FanDuel are almost taunting the pro sports leagues (who they’re in bed with to a point) and the state gaming commissions to start looking at them more critically. That’s a very tenuous “game of skill vs game of chance” designation keeping…

Who cares? Here’s video of two dudes hugging! One of them looks super excited! Maybe they’re in a casino for some reason? And now video of a guy crying!

I agree. I had a friend win about 250k in one of the FanDuel major end of the year contests maybe two or three years ago before the data hawks took over.

The Feds will come down on them soon enough. One Day Fantasy Football is a fairly new thing (at least as it currently exists) and the government is always about 3-5 years behind on technology.

Also: are there very large checks? I make all of my absolutely-not-gambling decisions based on whether or not there are very large checks.