The Onion was a hell of a lot funnier before Giz took over.

I really miss the original Onion, which originated here in Madison.

“Winslow’s representatives gave a different and depressingly plausible-seeming version of events this weekend: Winslow—a very large black man—says he was house-hunting for his mother-in-law when he was confronted by ‘an over reactive neighbor’ while walking around”

Why is his version “depressingly plausible” simply…

Seeing as how the MLBPA is about the strongest union in the US, I’m finding myself wondering what’s so hard about just honoring your massive guaranteed contract? And I’m a Cubs fan.

Black cleats make baseball more fun

It’s precisely a slippery slope and a legal one. It’s the reason that big brands have to enforce their trademarks, because not doing so could be nullify their trademark.

Billy Mitchell totally seems like a guy Liz Lemon would have dated for a season of 30 Rock.

There’s a bit of irony in people thinking “ghetto” belongs to the black community.

It’s amazing the people who smugly deride “bro culture” on this site fail to remember Deadspin used to feature drunken hookup failures and got in trouble numerous times for exceeding the bounds of good taste and encroaching into other’s personal/sexual lives. But hey - don’t let any intellectual dishonesty stop you…

So no it’s the LA Weekly of Anihiem?

Bingo! A beer is a beer and it’s getting a buck, regardless of where it comes from.

Why did she ever work for her in the first place

Because no one, writing for or commenting on deadspin articles, myself included, will ever have the sports journalism success these two had?

No one in that video appears to give even half a shit. Not even slightly.

Woulda been more hardcore if all the production people were named Mike too. Even the women.

Lil Peep is survived by his father, Jared Leto’s Joker.

On board with all of this. I don’t get the purpose of this post, especially if the last paragraph is true. If the author believes that he’s sincere, this seems like a corny post for no real purpose.

...and then folks on sister sites like Jezebel and Splinter wonder why people like Louis CK’s victims wouldn’t go on the record with them and took their stories to the New York Times instead. Look how Deadspin treats what looks to me like a decently mundane e-mail exchange.; They publish the e-mails and use it as an…

What a whiny cunt: two or three examples in a 30 year run and his biggest beef is the voice done by a white guy.... so fucking lame...let his children tell their stories...omg...fucking weak...

Are you this tennis player ?