Jail for getting into a heated argument? Fuck off boring ass

Bernie is basically america’s favorite hoody. A little worn out, totally worn in, too old to care about appearances, and an intrinsic statement on income inequality.

They’re not doing it right. They forgot the Ice Bucket at the end. #kony2012

Kids on the field after a team wins a title is the worst.

This, forever this. Seeing fans want JK out after losing to Mex for the first time in the last 6 is hilarious, all things considered.

Yankee fans are intense!

Cal “I only have this meaningless record because my Daddy played me every day” Ripken Jr

Interesting that he types all-lowercase ‘til the body coach bullshit comes up.

I read this and I hated the guy.

I’m such a big fan of Marshall. Great quote. Very real.

Imagine having so much comfort or self-loathing that you sit aroind for 13 hours doing this

ED MCMAHON IS DEAD?!

and multi-entering hundreds or more line-ups a night.

Suarez did this with Liverpool 2x. It's good business for all.

Cool way to be in touch with fans, but stopped reading at “microaggressions”

Tim Cook is gay!

I would have to see the evidence to say anything conclusive.

You’re taking a very simplistic view of what I wrote.

Which means justice comes with a dollar sign for her. Which means I don't give a shit about her story. She could civilly sued him after a conviction.

Life is hard, then you die.