Wait. So this guy asks women to take pictures of them (a bit creepy, but not anywhere close to against any kind of law or anything against what is unacceptable in society), and he's being publicly shamed?

What kind of bonkersness is this?

Dude is obviously just very awkward with women, but doesn't seem malicious in the…

Poor racist fuck

So all Simmons has to do is qualify everything and it's as if he never said it at all? Seems like a fail-safe for him.

I don't understand how it's out of context. I think Mike & Mike are ridiculous but Simmons said it. Hilarious that he's so anti-ESPN after their distribution is what made him.

Where's the rage against the NBA for letting Jason Kidd roam the sidelines?

Simmons has been stooging for a long time. Seen him on the NBA Show? Wow.

Anyone else find comedy in Gawker/Deadspin reporters hating on ESPN clowns?

What's wrong with keeping the money?

San Franciscans are fucking unbearable

so what you're saying is that Lindelof is an even bigger hack than already suspected?

This. Prometheus was put on a platter for Lindelof and he punted there tootoo

lazy viewers? Lol. Yes. Only the sophisticated among us can understand the smoke monster.

The smoke monster. The biggest hole in the show.

"See you in another life, brotha!"-Desmond was peak lost. I believe that was the beginning of season 2. When they were saying all questions would be answered. Etc.

How soft are you

Sounds like the owners suck more than the customer.

Anyone who has ever spent time around wait-staff knows they're insufferable and complain about tips incessantly.

Holy fuck, Chris Kluwe is still talking?

ESPN had Tim Tebow, and now Johnny Manziel.

SECRET: everyones sound bad