Hands down....

Not to mention the fact that if I'm on my way to work and some hipster douche is occupying a parking meter, well, i don't think i have to put my jeep in 4 wheel drive to park on some astroturf. But hey thanks for giving me the first two hours for free!

As someone who has lived in small Midwestern cities my entire life, I did not know this was a thing. In honor of this I feel like doing just the opposite and raze 1 acre of perfectly good natural grass land each year and turn it into a parking lot.

I did this with my car battery and it broke my desk :(