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BMW dealership? That’s ‘cause they sold all (read: both of) the manuals they ordered already, and they want to put you in something they’ve got on the lot.

“Tesla’s direct sales method has only hurt the customers.”

Thank God its only being waisted, and not wasted.

I for one appreciate the content ratio of 50% facts to 50% jabs at the president of this article.

Remember if you are a US citizen, Trump is your president.

Who the hell thought this front fascia would look good?

Canada doesn’t have much of a choice if they want to continue having an auto industry at all. Their negotiating is pretty much done save for some posturing.

I think I can help. Let’s try Morning Shift Mad Libs. We need: a noun, an adjective, a noun, a noun, a place, a type of vehicle, a group of people, a number, a direction, a number, a number, a crappy car company, a verb. Then fill everything in and see what it says.

Darn. If you had said “Nazi” or “Cheeto” I could have won Trump Derangement Syndrome Bingo.

Sorry guys I went to exactly one dealer and they didn’t have it so I did what the sales person told me and got the crappy auto.

They commited suicide because they invested poorly in the medallion. No different than an investment banker who lost his money on a risky stock. Although I understand the rationale for creating it, I believe NYC is to blame for creating the artificial demand for the medallions.

Yes and maybe this system can become so horribly outdated that a fucking app can take control of the market in a few short years. 

So, their solution is to put a cap on Lyft and Uber drivers. So, they are doing exactly what they did to cause the issue in the first place. Does anyone remember the definition of insanity?

Uber/Lyft etc... Found a market because the Cab Monopolies were terrible.
Limited cabs of unknown cleanliness/driver hygiene/driver civility, that you had no idea of before you got in the car and could not do anything about once ride started, and no one cared about when the ride was ended. Uber/Lyft got rid of that.
If …

As someone who has been to NYC once and will never go back.

All I see in the photo above is a group of men who are rude, take the long way to get to destinations for the extra fare, and often forget that deoderant is a thing.

I Uber’d in NYC for the first time over July 4th weekend and I must say it was totally awesome from a consumer’s point of view. Within 3 minutes of hailing, a really nice, polite dude in an Infiniti SUV (cranking ice cold A/C!) showed up specifically to hoist my half-drunk ass to the Circle Line dock. It was great. I…