Is the flying spaghetti monster still funny to anyone? Really? I've got a great one about a chicken and a road if you want to hear it.

So your logic is, "It can't work today so let's not try to invent it, it would be too difficult!".

This was a very confusing announcement. It seemed like the gist of it was, "This is a totally new completely redesigned exactly the same game as last year".

I never thought anything was wrong with that soda drinking contest when I was a kid...

Can I be the ignorant bastard here and ask: What are those not-donuts supposed to be? With all of these references to alcohol and cigarettes - those appear to be neither alcohol nor cigarettes...

So you left out Soul Sacrifice, Lumines, and WipeOut 2048, but left that rushed port of Need For Speed? I want answers.

FOH THU BLEEEUUU AND GAOOOOUUUULLLLLD!!!!!

Yeah, it sucks that the bad ones have to ruin it for the rest of us. I wish guys would treat the girls with some amount of decency, but it always seemed like a mix of creepy flirting and sexist remarks whenever a girl hopped into a match of Halo (really the only game I played much with a headset). I did have good…

Considering they're still supporting the game, maybe you could pass me those fancy future goggles you've got so I could peer through them and take a look at when 343 dropped Halo 4 and compare it to Bungie's track record.

I never understood how those torpedoes made a sudden 90 degree turn at the exact right moment at the very end there... "The Force" I guess?

When in doubt, churn out a Pokemon game. *instant moneys*

Happy to see they redesigned it, that kinked plastic box look was doing no good for the slim model.

Well it worked out pretty well for SimCity, so I guess it makes sense.

That's never happened to me. The only annoying glitch I've seen is a graphical bug with nvidia cards that causes a select few buildings to flicker (google "SimCity buildings flicker" to see what I mean). I've got an nvidia 260m in my laptop and it's been doing that to me. Other than that I haven't had any gameplay…

Despite the scathing internet hatred, I really like SimCity. It's fun, as a game should be. When I first played it, I found myself getting lost in my city's world, watching it grow. It felt like playing with legos or something. It gave me that warm and fuzzy feeling of being a kid and playing with toys, a nice escape…

Saying, "Well sir, everyone else was speeding too" doesn't hold up in court. I go the speed limit. There's a limit, it says so on the big white signs. If other people want to drive at whatever the hell pace they feel like, then that's their business. I'm not going to.

Driving the speed limit is certainly a lot safer for your wallet. It's a shame no one else does it. I got a $400 speeding ticket recently, needless to say I don't give a crap about anyone else's speed, I'm driving the speed limit now. Of course when you're going 65 on a freeway where people regularly drive at 80,…

So he's an asshole because his wife's a strong person with a successful career who isn't asking for pity because of her condition?

Check out the comments section: "Without the need for physical RAM, I was able to take the two sticks I had out and replace them with cheese nips!"

"He's stabilized, but it took too long. He's in a coma." That's an awfully quick diagnosis there, doctor.