She throw’d da elbow in ‘er!!!

She’s doing a horrible job raising that boy. The proper response would have been to yell “World Star!” then enter the fight.

“Empty” is not the same as “open,” Roger.

Sepp Blatter resigns as President of an organization too corrupt to have voted them out when they had the chance like a day ago.

Putting us on notice that another moron will be talking about sports.

Isiah Thomas

Bronconeers are my new favorite team

Fill it with One Direction fans and close it up.

Racist? Come on, Samer. This dog doesn't even see color.

Good God.

Attendance at Astros games is just fucking soaring.

I'm pretty sure that's just Jeff Bagwell and Craig Biggio.

She'll get no sympathy from her roommate, the tiny violin player.

I grew up loving the NFL, and bonding with my father at Soldiers Field in Chicago. I'm (perhaps sadly) at my happiest when watching a good football game.

"Thanks to the support of my tremendous family and friends, I have decided I will not be attending the draft this year."

Um, Stalin anybody? How many millions of deaths was he directly or indirectly responsible for?

In Watts' defense, the cell signal there is very poor. One, maybe two bars on a good day.

Come on — they'll both have a good laugh about this at the I-bank in 5 years after they've just closed the big merger that will put 16,000 people out of work....

"The second law of thermodynamics basically is the more ways something can happen, the more likely it is to happen."

Everytime I see a story about really really hot water i makes my blood boil.

"An officer asked Geer to step out of the car. "He got out and they arrested him for drunk in public," says Stewart. "He learned he could have stayed in his car and he never would have been arrested."