I'm in the grey now and have no voice, but this joke was bad as fuck.

Luckily for John, he'll always consider himself part of The Amazing Race.

It's more common than you think. Every one of Floyd Mayweather's opponents has punched a dick.

The framing is just all wrong. And would it kill them to shoot in landscape?

Both of the attackers, who are brothers, have extensive rap sheets, and are facing felony assault charges.

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To be fair, when he works with the kids, he really puts their blood, sweat and tears into it.

That bear's intelligence is equal to the optimistic dumbassery of the dude lying on the ground next to the grizzly.

Wow. That sounds.... just awful.

At the risk of calling madness upon this article, I'll try my best to sum things up.

Should have just written the Panthers a Deere John letter.

Cheer for your team. Don't act like an asshole. Simple rules for people to enjoy going to the game.

Kill football.

"We've got two priests in here. They'd probably vouch for me."

Not surprisingly, Geno forgot "asshole." "Fuck you, asshole."

IT PUTS THE APOLOGY ON ITS PODCAST OR IT GETS THE HOSE AGAIN.

After this aired it was announced that South Park will be suspended for three weeks.

"Seriously folks, the jokes pretty much write themselves here..."