Actually he was showing everyone how many games he'll win for the Browns this year.

"We're going to get black people in here," Ballmer declared, according to Gordon's testimony from March.

It wasn't Carmelo. He wouldn't even pass gas.

"Upon seeing this, ESPN executives immediately set upon rectifying the situation: Terminating Beadle and apologizing to Smith and Bayless for any offense her comments may have caused."

The game where Belgium has 8 shots on goal to US's 1 at half? Then yes, I believe so.

Ever play bionic commando? Dd I beat it as a kid? Yes, after like a solid 5 years of me and my brothers combined efforts, but fuck was it worth it.

I'd call it "small market" because the only people who are actually in your "market" are baseball fans, regardless of how big a city you're in. Based on my time in Houston, I definitely would not call it a baseball town.

I like that one.

Houston is the 4th largest city in the United States.

Cue the Luddites.

He's right. If the public had gotten wind of this, there might have been a few rounds of debate. And, as we've learned, the Braves almost never make it past the first round.

When I was younger, my neighbor used to let me and my friends play in his pool and make dunk videos like this all summer long, until he just decided out of the blue one day that it wasn't "safe" anymore. What a dick, right? You were the worst neighbor ever, Tommy Lee.

In way, if you think about, maybe you're a lazy pussy (trying to use words you'll understand) for not being able to take care of your own shit, instead relying on others to tell you what to do. One might say you need to build your own character instead of relying on others to build it for you. That way it's, you…

I remember when I played baseball as a kid, I was listless. Lazy. Slouchy. Then one day, my coach showed me the error of my ways by saying I should go fuck myself with two helmets covered in pine tar and duck-taped to a 34-inch Louisville Slugger. Sideways. Not only did I out-dive and out-routine every other player in…

"Here's your problem. See this support column? Looks like it was designed by a guy who learned calculus at a school which spent its money on a football stadium instead of a decent teacher."

I have so many memories of idiot parents from my years in little league baseball. I can vividly remember sitting in the dugout one year, listening to a father in a lawn chair yelling at a kid for making his son look bad, when I realized that adults can be just as clueless about life as kids are. Important life lesson…

Don't hook up with this one — she gots the crazy eyes

remember, in the event of a water landing, your Stewardess can be used as a flotation device.