“We started dating and it was like magic.”

It’s really to hard work in, “Honey can I dress up in your underwear while you spank me with a flip-flop?” into normal maritial conversation. So I hear.

The Ryan Fitzpatrick era begins in NY.

You cheat people out of their money in the USA you’re going to jail, unless of course you run or work for a large bank.

The Future is Now

You got quite the scoop on this one Tom.

Shouldn’t that be “For all whom is concerned?”

“I’m going to take my talents to South Beach.”

I’m waiting for Ann Coulter to troll all the Soccer watching fans again. Come on Ann, more gems like this one:

Don’t exchange the chains of your childhood religion for the chains of critical thinking.

Yeah this the most tolerant thing I’ve ever read:

Capitalism cures poverty, just go to the inner city of a town such as Detroit and witness all the prosperty that capitalism has wrought.

And after all kids, the slaves were actaully happy to be slaves becasue they got to come to America.

“How to avoid indoctrination of your liberal professor.“

Bingo

I still hate Tully Blanchard and love Dusty!

So she’s handicap enough to need a rascal scooter to do her shopping but not too handicap to fight on the floor in Walmart?

My goodness look at all this respect these fans have for the Native American culture.

I think John Oliver has to drink a Bud Light Lime now.

I wonder what those younger women see in such an older man?